Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. It incorporates all of the best things of which I am either an expert or huge fan of: creepy stuff, sugar and cold weather. I have over 50 scarves and in order to make the greatest use of them, I start wearing them as soon as the temperature drops below 70 degrees. but then it gets too cold and I start complaining and longing for summer.. until it gets to be too hot and humid again and I start melting into the sidewalk and my soul pours out my eyes in an eternal struggle against the oppressive heat. Endless cycle. I am the world's greatest complainer.
|"No" was actually my first word|
Oops, I forgot this isn't a livejournal entry. No one cares; sorry.
I went as a half-assed Katy Perry. All that candy corn consumption made it impossible for me to wear daisy dukes and a bikini on top so my costume was more pathetic than my love life (jk nothing is more pathetic than that). I did buy a blue wig and drink Gin and juice all night, though. Only one person guessed who I was. Someone else told me it was okay that the rest of my outfit sucked because I actually looked like Katy Perry in the face, so good job anyway. This is not remotely true unless he meant I look like Katy Perry after some disfiguring accident at a nuclear power plant. It felt like a backhanded compliment anyway.
It was a struggle to get all my hair underneath that wig, but I award myself an A+ for effort.
I spent too much money on that wig to use it for just one night, so I'm going to have to think of another costume that isn't a smurf that calls for a blue wig next year. It sucks that Halloween is now over and I totally forgot to buy giant bags of candy (half off) to wallow in for weeks to come (more like days, who am I kidding). I can't justify buying a huge bag of Snickers now.... just kidding I'll find a way. I always do.